About mid day Sunday, I received a text from my daughter that said “Haha! Best text ever!’ I had not texted her, so I was a little confused. However, with a quick look at my outgoing text messages, I saw what she was talking about. Apparently, my hubby had picked up my phone and texted her pretty late the night before. The text said ‘This is Dad, I just became the best husband ever, I just came up with a great chocolate martini.’
This was followed by arguably the funniest thing I ever read! ‘I need you to buy some whip cream vodka, I just can’t do it. Real men don’t buy whip cream vodka and we are almost out. ‘ This is hysterically funny because my husband was dead serious!
Mind you, we’re not huge drinkers, but we do enjoy an adult beverage every now and then. Back in the fall, our daughter introduced us to the whipped cream vodka. She went with her dad to the liquor store to look at the craft beers. She picked up the bottle and handed it to her Dad, telling him that it was amazing, and he should buy it. They came home with it, but the story of the in-store adventure had us rolling in the floor. Brittany re-enacted the events at the store. She puffed out her chest and used her best man voice to pretend like she was her dad. She said “He took it and read the label. Then he quickly threw it back to me and said ‘you’ve got to hold that! I can’t hold that! I’m going to have to find myself something manly to hold after having that in my hands.’” I would have loved to have been there, but the retelling of the event was probably even funnier than the actual event!
Later that night, we mixed the WC Vodka with Baileys for a very sweet girlie drink that was pretty good, but very rich. And yes, he tried it, and liked it. But we’re not supposed to tell anybody ‘cause real men don’t even LIKE whipped cream vodka!